The Stupidest Thing Anyone has Ever Said to You

[TheGnome]

I'll start:

A friend of mine and I awhile ago were sitting at a table after she got back from getting some milk at my college cafeteria.

Her: "You know, I've always wondered something."

Me: "What's that?"

Her: If there is only 2% milk in this, what's the remaining 98%?"

Me: "..."

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Another one happened when I worked at Lowe's for a summer job. I was working in the plumbing department and had a customer ask me one of funniest questions I have ever heard.

Cust: "I bought a toilet from here and when I brought it home, it wouldn't work."

Me: "Okay, can you describe the problem to me"

Cust: "Well, I think the toilet didn't come with all the necessary parts."

Me: "Hmm, do you know what was missing?"

Cust: "Yeah, where are your power cords?"

I then had to explain to him that toilets did not run on electricity.

[Krewsader]

That rap song "I'm Dumb" has wiggers and white kids every where saying "I'm Dumb" which is really fucking retarded, why would you wanna say you're dumb? why not so "I'm a fucking faggot that's influenced by rap songs no matter what it may say about my intellectual status".

Others but I don't remember them that's just the latest.

[Panchovillaa]

During my senior year in high school I was at the senior breakfast, (only seniors attend this and school faculty) and some girl asked me if I was a senior. I felt like promptly taking a big bowl of slimy 4 year old canned peaches and dumping it on her head but I just said "retards say what". She said what and I lol'd.

[Timmy_theHat]

Originally Posted by Krewsader

That rap song "I'm Dumb" has wiggers and white kids every where saying "I'm Dumb" which is really fucking retarded, why would you wanna say you're dumb? why not so "I'm a fucking faggot that's influenced by rap songs no matter what it may say about my intellectual status".

Others but I don't remember them that's just the latest.

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[Longhorn[2X]]

The first time I brought mah lady home, she saw my multiple guitars. First reaction: "Oh my god! Do you play or something?"

[Kaninen]

^^^
And that's when you knew that you and her were a perfect match..?
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Me and a friend of mine have been going to this pool hall called "Sharks" for something like eight years. Suddenly one night a couple of months ago, while talking about pool hustling and playing some pool my friend stopped mid-shot, looked at me and said "dude, I just realized why this place is called Sharks".
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[ArgonV]

Originally Posted by Longhorn[2X]

The first time I brought mah lady home, she saw my multiple guitars. First reaction: "Oh my god! Do you play or something?"

Oh my god! Are all of those your guitars?!