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Old May 1st, 2008   #31 (permalink)
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Longhorn, that was the best post ever.

PS3 & Wii > Xbox 360 (a.k.a. Halo 3 (a.k.a. expansion pack to Halo 2 with worse graphics) player box thingy)
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Old May 1st, 2008   #32 (permalink)
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Halo is so overrated.

"Hi, I want the most generic sci-fi shooter. Halo you say? Thanks."
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Someone archive that post. Need to show the kids one day that daddy did something with his life...
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Aren't you a little young to be thinking about kids? I mean, I know that people are having them at younger ages now, but 15?

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Halo is so overrated.

"Hi, I want the most generic sci-fi shooter. Halo you say? Thanks."
Wait are you telling me that a first person shooter where you kill aliens to save your planet isn't original?

Getting an xbox 360 wireless controller to work without any problems is like getting a retard to lick his elbow.
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Getting an xbox 360 wireless controller to work without any problems is like getting a retard to lick his elbow.
Now that's the goddamn truth. At least I haven't had any problems with my Wii controllers yet, although it's just a matter of time.
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Old May 1st, 2008   #37 (permalink)
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Aren't you a little young to be thinking about kids? I mean, I know that people are having them at younger ages now, but 15?

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Dammit... Cheap shot...

Gnome, I dub thee Lowblow2x.
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I am not amused.
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I am not amused.
Really? Cause I thought this whole thread was kinda funny.
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Oh I have. There's just a point where getting fucked over by Pikachu just because your god damn Wiimote won't move because apparently, the batteries are dead again, even though I just fucking replaced them an hour ago, and the nun-chuk is completely broken, but you can only play sitting down with one arm, anyway (more on this later) and then you find out that the blanket that you threw in anger landed on top of the console, causing it to overheat, which gets you mad, and spurns you to go limp into the kitchen.

But OF FUCKING COURSE the cat has to decide to lay in the blind corner of the kitchen where you can't see it, and attack your busted leg, at which point you fall over with no real ability to get back up, seeing as your arm is in a sling from that oh so stupid ATV accident that just happened to pop your shoulder out, and as you lay less than 5 feet from the phone, you have to pull yourself across the remaining space with your god damn chin, which you haven't shaved in over 3 weeks, so that the stubble digs into you in that painful and burning fashion.

After taking 15 minutes to pull yourself over, you think everything would be better, right? No, you forgot about the cut on your cheek, and also about the hot sauce you spilled on the groud but neglected to clean up because you figured that the "dog would get it", and as you stupidly lay your head down to regain your breath, that still open cut lands right in that hot sauce, causing a scream of pain that FINALLY wakes up the lady who was able to stay asleep back in bed through your cries for help, and when she comes in, she offers sympathy, no?

Of course not! She reminds me that a real man would not only have gotten himself up, but would have also taken her to the flower exposé that was in town the same day you were going guitar shopping, and leaves you laying there on the ground, just smiling and chuckling, until the shred of a soul she has helps you up at last, but not without taking potshots at your dignity on the way up.

Do you understand my frustration now?
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longhorn - epic truely epic
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One of you virgins want to sum up that wall of text for me?
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longhorn fall down go boom
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We go on tour now?
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