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Old January 10th, 2008   #1 (permalink)
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Hello,

Some may remember me some may not, some wish they had and some are still trying to forget.

But hello to all my friends (the few I had...lol )

Anyways I abruptly left the forums because well...as honest as I have always been I was arrested.

Long story short...

Some remember my finance is French and well because of the USA's fucked up immigration laws she had to leave the country. After this and that with the INS I had it with them and petitioned for her to come here as a visitor. When she got here we we're married (all this happened in about a week's time) and I thought this would give me the ammo to keep her here permanently.

Well after registering with the clerk of the court, somehow the INS was notified and they claimed I committed immigration fraud and came for me and her...they arrested me and deported her and nullified the marriage. I felt like going Braveheart on them but realized I'm no good with a sword.

Anyways I was held without bail (INS and Department of Homeland Security work together now) for almost a year. I was finally released with the help of a good lawyer and a reporter whom threatened to break the story of how the INS was holding a honorable discharged disabled veteran in custody.

I will have years of shit to wade threw, but am glad to be out and will see this threw till the end...even if I have to move to France.

So since i am back I bring gifts:

This is the FUNNIEST video I have ever seen. Basically dude takes all of James Earl Jonses movie sound bites and dubs them over the Darth Vader scenes (Remember James Earl Jones did the voice for Vader in the first Star Wars movies) so the result is some funny shit...

CLICK HERE IF FLYMO's MOM IS STILL THE MILF OF THE PUB
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Old January 10th, 2008   #2 (permalink)
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Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.
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Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.
Thenk yew thenk yew... Glad to be back home....

So now the forums have changed ownership? Gamestrafe?

Does this mean we're going to have to go threw random drug testing?
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No, Simon Moon is still going to be the owner, there are quite a few posts on the forum explaining why...

I'm not going to link em for you though... Because you can probably find it faster than me. =)
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Welcome back man!!! Missed you. Disregard my other post about where you've been in the super sig thread . . .
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Welcome back man!!! Missed you. Disregard my other post about where you've been in the super sig thread . . .
LOL..no prob...i replied anyway... good to be back and good to see you!! let me buy you a pint!!
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Nice! And that was pretty funny!
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Welcome back mate! Not too much has happened (Well, if you wouldn't call FG going independent much).

BTW, thats an interesting story Good luck with whatever it is that you plan on doing!
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u did dissapear without so much as a goodbye or a farewell... i was thinking something horrible had happened to you >.>... we will all enjoy your threads from liveleak that for the most part are pretty funny
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Welcome back bro!
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Does it feel good being back home?
Welcome back! btw
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That sucks... Welcome back man!
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Yay for American xenophobia! They held you for over a year? Because you married a French girl? And that makes you a terrorist? I mean, Homeland Security was involved, and that's some counterterrorist institution or something, right?

Anyway, good to have you back!
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You marry a French girl and therefore you get arrested...!?!? Strange country you live in.

I hope you and the girl are still "together".

Anyway, welcome back !
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Glad to have you back DisabledVet! Didn't think James Earl Jones had done that many films... funny clip though.
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