You know you need a new car when....

[G-Fire25]

You know you need a new car when... Your wife says, well it doesnt perform like it did when we bought it in 1930.

You know you need a new car when... you go to AutoZone for a new Steam Engine.

[Gunsling3r]

...when your car came without any seatbelts.
...when one of your car's "features" is an AM only radio.

[kewl]

...when you drive into a junkyard, then drive out and get accused of stealing.

[Big Isy]

...the hamster powering it dies.

[painmaker]

....the engine sounds like a fart.

[Big Isy]

... the old lady down the street overtakes you.

[Gunsling3r]

.....the engine rusts through the bottom of the car (true story)

[painmaker]

..the airbags pop for no reason.

[IU2002]

Thread resurrection!

...the antenna is duct-taped to the car

...the driver's door is literally falling apart

...the passenger side backdoor is missing the handle

...the car drives at an angle

...and there are bullet holes in the trunk


All of these are true in my 88 Sable...

[redbull96]

Your only pushing 25Bph

[IU2002]

Sounds kind of like a bad fuel pump to me....

[redbull96]

Originally Posted by IU2002

Sounds kind of like a bad fuel pump to me....

Nah its busted

[Flymo]

Originally Posted by IU2002

Sounds kind of like a bad fuel pump to me....

could be that or...
the point have been been moved causing lose of timing..
spark plugs are to old causing lack of spark..
rings are worn, no compression...
the list goes on....

[Gunsling3r]

You can't make it up even the slightest of hills.

[Flymo]

your brad pitt and you drive past a crowd of groupies and you get no girls.