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Old December 17th, 2006   #1 (permalink)
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Wink You know you need a new car when....

You know you need a new car when... Your wife says, well it doesnt perform like it did when we bought it in 1930.

You know you need a new car when... you go to AutoZone for a new Steam Engine.
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Old December 18th, 2006   #2 (permalink)
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...when your car came without any seatbelts.
...when one of your car's "features" is an AM only radio.
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Old December 18th, 2006   #3 (permalink)
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...when you drive into a junkyard, then drive out and get accused of stealing.
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Old December 18th, 2006   #4 (permalink)
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Default Re: You know you need a new car when....

...the hamster powering it dies.
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Old December 20th, 2006   #5 (permalink)
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....the engine sounds like a fart.
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Old December 20th, 2006   #6 (permalink)
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... the old lady down the street overtakes you.
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Old December 20th, 2006   #7 (permalink)
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.....the engine rusts through the bottom of the car (true story)
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Old December 23rd, 2006   #8 (permalink)
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..the airbags pop for no reason.
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Old June 11th, 2007   #9 (permalink)
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...the antenna is duct-taped to the car

...the driver's door is literally falling apart

...the passenger side backdoor is missing the handle

...the car drives at an angle

...and there are bullet holes in the trunk


All of these are true in my 88 Sable...
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Old June 11th, 2007   #10 (permalink)
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Your only pushing 25Bph
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Old June 11th, 2007   #11 (permalink)
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Sounds kind of like a bad fuel pump to me....
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Old June 12th, 2007   #12 (permalink)
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Sounds kind of like a bad fuel pump to me....
Nah its busted
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Old June 13th, 2007   #13 (permalink)
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Sounds kind of like a bad fuel pump to me....
could be that or...
the point have been been moved causing lose of timing..
spark plugs are to old causing lack of spark..
rings are worn, no compression...
the list goes on....
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Old June 18th, 2007   #14 (permalink)
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You can't make it up even the slightest of hills.
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Old June 19th, 2007   #15 (permalink)
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your brad pitt and you drive past a crowd of groupies and you get no girls.
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