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Originally Posted by emptybeerkann
He could probably sue the police for injuries sustained while in their custody.
You laugh. It happens.
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Anyone can sue anyone for anything. The
SAD part is that you'll find a lawyer who'll take your money. You could also sue the Polar Ice-Caps for shrinking. They may have to provide you with "Party-Ice" for a lifetime, should you get a stupid judge and a drunken jury. In
fact, you might as well go after The Sun, because it has more power and influence. Free solar power...
quality! ...Why stop there?
Judge: "All Rise. This is the matter of '
Emptybeerkan vs. The Solar System'. How do you plead?
Solar System: *Spews forth anti-matter, asteroids, solar-flares, comets and dust*
Judge: "Please hold The Solar System
in contempt of court and fine it $50.00. This case will be bound over to the Third Circuit Municipal court and a
general stasis is to be held upon Mr. Solar System until we can further determine council's recommendations". *
Gavel-Wrap*