[TheBeardedClam]

Ok, so I used to work at Starbucks. Mind you, it was for a pathetic timeframe of 4 years. So I can't tell you how many customers were assholes. One comes to mind, though. At the time, I was working as a shift supervisor in a Starbucks that was inside of a hospital. It was busy as fuck and there was a policy of tips not being allowed. The reason was because of the McDonalds that was located directly across from us that didn't accept tips because of their corporate policy. Crock. Anywho, there was one doctor, Dr. Nassir, who would come order a fucking (get ready) triple grande, nonfat, extra dry, two raw suger, cappuccino. This guy was so loaded that he had people that would come get his shit for him. Well, needless to say, it was never made correctly. You could make that shit the same everyday but it wouldn't be right, no matter what. And the asshole never left a tip, even though we didn't follow the rules and still left out a tip jar. That cocksucker still pisses me off and I got fired like 4 years ago. LAWL