Man, this had me in stitches! I just downloaded the carmageddon II demo and the readme automatically pops up after installation.
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1. Warning.
Carmageddon was a violent game. We mean really very violent, the kind of stuff that made politicians and respectable people the world over choke on their high- fibre breakfasts, and denounce it as morally-bankrupt soul-poison. We frankly found this reaction rather half-hearted, and hope that this time we're giving them all something to really get upset about. This demo contains scenes of (extremely entertaining and funny) dismemberment and gore. It is not for the faint hearted, nor those with bladder control problems, and certainly not for those under the age of 18 - we would never encourage kids to play this game.
Play this demo with an open mind and an empty stomach. If you don't like it,
please remove it from your hard drive and don't play it any more. Pass the demo to a friend who may prefer it.
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2. An apology.
Sorry, we make no apologies for what is in this game. No animals were (fatally) harmed during the making of this game (that's not part of the apology, by the way).
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lol, had the readme file not opened automatically I'd have missed this.